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Peanut Butter-ed

To be viciously bitten in the genital region by a canine animal, with or without slathering peanut butter on the genitals beforehand.
My brother got peanut butter-ed after dog-sitting for his neighbour, it put him in the hospital!
by PantyPanda April 3, 2021
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Peanut

Peanut is a nickname for large penis or big testicles
It can also mean a man that can pleasure a woman until she passes out
Girlfriend: you were a real peanut last night.
Boyfriend: thank you! You were amazing too
by Google.chrome April 29, 2020
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Peanut

A fat ass hamster. You ain’t never seen a bigger rump then Peanut’s. He’s the 46th president of the United States and is going to the moon this year. Peanut sometimes goes by Fat Ass or Oompaloompa. If you ever say you have a bigger rump then him he will attack.
Have you seen Peanut’s rump? It’s huge!
by ThatBitchLila November 23, 2020
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Shlatt, what happened to this peanut butter? Well, you weren't sure if we were gonna use it, so I did.
by syrup :) September 19, 2023
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three nut peanut

someone who has multiple personalities, playing three different players
That three nut peanut is teaming up on me, the author is another three nut peanut
by 1willy April 8, 2011
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Airplane Peanuts

A sexual act in which the individual positions herself under their partner’s member, and pushes a “radical” “surfer dude” hand position with their thumb and pinky extended, pushing against the “below ballage” region of the penis. Consequently doing that motion while giving their partner a blowjob and making airplane noises simultaneously.
Yoooo that chick just gave me airplane peanuts last night. Craziest. night. of my life.
by HangryBagel February 21, 2024
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Peanut the squirrel

An Instagram-famous rodent who achieved legend status for his adorable antics and undeniable charm. Peanut was the kind of squirrel who could make even the grumpiest cat crack a smile. Unfortunately, his fame caught the attention of the infamous Karen, a bureaucratic buzzkill who apparently took her role as the Department of Environmental Conservation's ultimate squirrel hater way too seriously. Instead of letting Peanut continue to spread joy, she swooped in like a villain from a bad movie, snatching him from his loving owner, Mark Longo, under the pretense of “regulations.”

In a move that shocked the world, this Karen decided to euthanize Peanut after a tragic mishap, proving once and for all that she’s the ultimate embodiment of government overreach and soul-sucking indifference. Seriously, Karen, what the hell were you thinking? You could’ve just let the little guy live his best life instead of becoming the Grim Reaper of adorable squirrels. Congratulations on being the world’s biggest party pooper—may your days be as joyless as your choices!
"Man, I can’t believe Karen went full villain mode and decided to be the executioner of Peanut the Squirrel; she really just took the joy out of life for everyone!"
by SqueweFanboy420 November 5, 2024
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