Your Mom

THE ONLY TRUE COME BACK!!!
it is also a dead meme fighting to survive.

Jimmie: hey Chad what did you do last night?
Chad: Your Mom

by really real real stuff September 5, 2018

status mom

A female using motherhood to individualize or personalize her social media feed. Status mom’s can usually be found on social media attempting to make their entire life reflect Pinterest.

She’s a status Mom, she strives for visual perfection so that she can gain social media followers from her (not quite) perfect photos. You strive for a happy household and could care less that anyone sees your baby’s photos as long as your mom and Grandma are satisfied.

by FiveDogsAndTwoKids October 24, 2017

your mom

The most common comeback ever in history.

Person 1 : What is your favorite color?

Person 2 : Your mom is my favorite color. ;)

by Xianrouismama May 19, 2021

step mom

a bitch that everyone hats

bill:your step mom is a bitch

will:i know

by doc.dumshit July 22, 2019

Soccer Mom

If you see her, run. If you talk to her, run. If her kid attacks you, expect to be in court. Just stay away from this beast of burden.

''C'mon Dorothy time for soccer practice!''
''Hey mom your a soccer mom''
''Yeah i know.''
''Cool.''
''Karen.''
'EXCUSE ME SWEETY , IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER IM GOING TO TALK TO THE MANAGER ABOUT YOUR ATTITUDE MISS.''

by heretoraidanddestroy September 29, 2020

Ur mom

Noan;hot

Verb;steaming hot

Adverb; if I touched Ur mom my finger would be burned to the point of disintegration because of how unbelivibly hot Ur mom is.

Ur mom is the definition of HOT and if Ur mom is paired with Me the makes a match made in heaven.

by Ur moms taken by me December 18, 2021

bekah's mom

A badass Mom. She is funny, awkward and cool as the other side of the pillow. The ideal mate. The cat's meow.

Dude, that girl is totally gonna be a "Bekah's Mom" someday!

by State_of_Frew April 4, 2015