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Jessica Seaborne Jones

So sexy and amazing she has a massive ass.
Jessica Seaborne Jones ? Wow!
by abyssalllll April 15, 2023
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Amelia Jones

Amelia is a coffee addicted try hard. She silently judges everyone but they know anyway. Any time she walks in a room the birds start singing but the bugs in the room gather together and attack. Her mortal enemy is a bug .01% the size of her but it is a completely one sided rivalry. She is terrified that a lady bug will kill her so she sets an example by displaying its body. She keeps saying that she can watch horror movies but literally just cries and gets scared while trying to unconvincingly say that she is not. Do not cross her because she will bust your teeth out as revenge for something to minor that you forgot it even happened… but she never will. If she targets you, start planning your funeral.
Boy 1: Who's that?
Boy 2: Oh her, that’s Amelia Jones!
Boy 1: Damn, what’s she running from?
Boy 2: Cream Cheese.
by Samsung8 May 8, 2023
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Amelia Jones

Amelia is a coffee addicted try hard. She silently judges everyone but they know anyway. Any time she walks in a room the birds start singing but the bugs in the room gather together and attack. Her mortal enemy is a bug .01% the size of her but it is a completely one sided rivalry. She is terrified that a lady bug will kill her so she sets an example by displaying its body. She keeps saying that she can watch horror movies but literally just cries and gets scared while trying to unconvincingly say that she is not. Do not cross her because she will bust your teeth out as revenge for something to minor that you forgot it even happened… but she never will. If she targets you, start planning your funeral.
Boy 1: Who's that?
Boy 2: Oh her, that’s Amelia Jones!
Boy 1: Damn, what’s that she running from?
Boy 2: Cream Cheese.
by Samsung8 May 8, 2023
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Routicus Jones

Time to leave, let's go.

Alternatively, when posed as a question - "Are we ready to leave?".
Synonyms: Yinderman stiddly, departicus jones, routicus stiddly, exodus jones,
Routicus Jones?

We should routicus jones if we're going to make the basketball game on time.
by jonertheboner May 10, 2023
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Brennan Jones

A big large rotund fatass that eats all day and has a double chin.
by bgallasd May 14, 2023
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Makiyah jones

A thick,pretty, quiet girl who thinks she isn’t pretty when she is . Also friendly.
Corey:who is that girl
John:makiyah jones
by Rodrick Smith jr November 21, 2023
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Makiyah jones

A pretty girl who thinks she isn’t pretty
Hey Makiyah you’re pretty
Makiyah jones:cap
by Rodrick Smith jr November 23, 2023
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