fax machine

on the low

what the fuck is a fax machine?
..on the low??

by NatalieBeee January 16, 2021

juve machine

A shorter hipper active take on the concept of rejuvenation: firing up an idea that existed before but lost traction.

Oh man, I didn't think we should take that trip before because of the Corona, but it's definitely back in the juve machine now!

by Land Snark May 27, 2021

Johnson Machine

Johnson Machine "JOn • sOn • MaShien" is a person that is very good at laying pipe (giving dick)

"yeah miles down the street is a Johnson Machine"

by Miles Got A Boner March 7, 2025

Child support vending machine

When a female makes a thirst trap video that has her children in the video.

Easy on the simp boys, that's a child support vending machine.

by Buttcheekspyderbyte June 11, 2022

dustball machine

a convenient and portable gadget that makes shoots those floating dustballs at some random loner or whenever there is an awkward silence.

Billy Bob just made a really bad call so a shot him with my dustball machine.

by MEHmeh August 28, 2008

whore claw machine

one who grabs titties

i'm a whore claw machine

by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023

another machine

1- Derpylinha

Derpylinha is another machine

by Deprylinha June 13, 2021