mexican misfire

the act of a mexican-american male having sex with a female then finishing on her chest, but completely missing.

Hey Pablo, how did you mexican misfire those DDs?

by LeonPhelps234 May 13, 2010

Mexican Sacktap

A hypothetical situation in which a large ring of gay men engaging in anal sex perform Newton's balls, creating a chain reaction that, with a little effort, can continue indefinitely around the circle like a Mexican Wave around a sporting field. There are no recorded occurrences of this.

'I started a Mexican Sacktap but it didn't make it around the circle because Bastian wasn't thrusting in time.'

by Authur C. Commons April 20, 2008

Mexican Sonagram

When a pregnant woman lays on her back and a man titty fucks her with his penis facing her feet. upon climax the man aims his load at her stomach, once it hits he gets up and rubs his penis in the mess on her stomach.

guy 1: So your wife is in her 3rd trimester now, has she gotten angry and hormonal with you at all?

guy 2: Yes, if fact at times its so bad the only way I can defend myself is my threatening her with a Mexican Sonagram.

by Jim Schmeckshner December 3, 2009

Not a Real Mexican

A "Not a Real Mexican" Is a Mexican that embraces their heritage and speaks Spanish but was not born in Mexico.

that person isn't a real Mexican he is a not a real mexican

by JOhnnnny apple May 29, 2018

Mexican Bowtie

To slice someone's throat from ear to ear

"Yo' Holmes, let's go get some Taco Bell and the give eachother Mexican Bowties for desert"

"Yo' essay, that be fucked up"

by Dr. Todd Fuquad November 1, 2006

mexican caviar

euphimism for black tar heroin

"I ate some mexican caviar last night, it was some primo shit"

by asperilla November 7, 2007

Mexican Scrabble

When playing the board game Scrabble using overly simple, beginner's English words, like "cat", "home", "hi", "shoe", etc. Generally this is a result of low skill level or poor vocabulary.

Jake: (After counting up points at the end of the game) "Okay, final score is 254 points for me and 113 points for you. Looks like I just kicked your ass."

Dustin: "Damn.. I must have been playing Mexican Scrabble"

Jake: "No kidding, your biggest word was 'and'."

by superbre February 28, 2009