meat her

Wanting to fuck or put your dick inside a girl. Have sex with someone.

“Do you think Tasha’s hot? “
“Yeah i want to meat her”

by Jjwagg April 23, 2018

meat rabbit

When someone has no value to you, except for a meal.

"Hey Josh! How was that lady friend last night?"

"Ehhh, nothing to brag about, but she made some good sausage biscuits and gravy in the morning!"

"Total Meat Rabbit"

by kukler April 7, 2020

Meat Barber

Someone who cuts pubes for a living.

Lukas’s new job as a Meat Barber had been paying well.

by Brothelmaid April 26, 2020

meat-stick

Slang for penis

wow he has a big meat-stick!

by bianv July 7, 2020

Meat Punk

Andy MacPhee

Andy MacPhee is a huge Meat Punk

by MeatPunkMacPhee July 8, 2020

Meat Builds

Another way of saying " Beat my Meat" or " Masturbate" without anyone knowing the true definition, you can say it anywhere

i'm about to hit the meat builds be right back guys

or

i just hit the meat builds and it felt good!

by lmaohahahaahah June 8, 2020

Meat connoisseur

Act knowing all size lengths, widths and load size of any penis just by looking at the bulge size in jeans. Master of Dick sizing.

I saw your dad sizing up a bunch of guys outside of the gay bar the other night, they say he is a real meat connoisseur .

by Thomas broadway April 6, 2017