meat substitute

A realistic dildo, veins and all are included
You shouldnt be able to tell the difference between a meat substitute and the real thing.

Jim "Jenni where is your meat substitute ?"
Jenni "it's in the drawer"

by Bubza101 December 11, 2017

meat barn

Another word for a woman’s vagina

“Tim gave my meat barn one hell of pounding last night “

by Tb_04 May 7, 2018

Defeated Meat

When one ejactulates and tears the skin on his dick.

Oh no, I just Defeated Meat!

by D4nkD4ddy May 7, 2018

Rippin the meat

The act of jacking off vigorously.

I got blue balled so hard last night. That I went home and started rippin the meat...

by Brodieslinger6969 February 11, 2017

angel meat

When the meat is so sweet it's as if it is from the loin of Angels. Aka Brandi

There goes Angel Meat aka Brandi

by Nuttcasepdx1 March 10, 2017

meat cookie

A trick cookie that is made of meat so when a Catholic eats it on a Friday during lent they go to hell.

Man, that Bill gave me a meat cookieon Good Friday. I had to say 15 Haily Mary's just to apologize to the Lord. I am not going to hell

by bigdkA July 9, 2016

Meat Swapping

Two men engaging in sexual activities.

i heard does two boys Meat swapping in the bathroom just now.

by Metro Boomen June 20, 2016