1: The almighty jelq lord, the one who jelqs, the ultime jelqer
2: The greatest jelqer of all time, his penis hyas extended by over 74 inches in the past 48 hours
2: The greatest jelqer of all time, his penis hyas extended by over 74 inches in the past 48 hours
"Chat did you see what livvy dunne did the other day? Lol shes literally the jelq lord... She's so skibidi."
by livvy dunne May 3, 2024
Get the Jelq Lordmug. When you finger blast two girls at the same time with the shocker gesture, like Star-Lord's pistols.
by BakeMamaAmber December 8, 2024
Get the Star-Lordingmug. A beta lord is lord of the beta. The weakest of the weak. They have the gumption of a toad and the back bone of an octopus.
by noahtortilla March 27, 2022
Get the Beta Lordmug. 
A Lord Stan is someone with either the name Alex or Stan. This person is generally quite large, in a good way, but likes to show everyone he is larger. A Lord Stan is one of the kings of the lads - he will use his resources to provide a rave cave, and will always be that one guy at the party who downs 2 bottles of Malibu. Who knows, maybe your Lord Stan is still a virgin too?
'Johnny is such a good guy - he's just a proper lad, always providing entertainment with the boys, but sadly not with the girls. Such a Lord Stan!'
by puckmeister April 29, 2022
Get the A Lord Stanmug. The Lord, Lord Bergström is the most awesome person ever.
He is known for just being the Lord of all Lords
Lord Bergström was born sometime in February 2015
He is known for just being the Lord of all Lords
Lord Bergström was born sometime in February 2015
by TheRealLordBergström August 18, 2017
Get the Lord Bergströmmug. someone you try to stay away from but keeps coming back with there so call 'vape skills'. They normally cry at the club and don't turn up to their own plans.
by Yoitsyaboiii July 15, 2017
Get the melt lordmug.