smart, often fast. can make funny jokes. has that one girlfriend that wants to control him. he finally see's after a while and breaks up. he has a beautiful hairstyle and is dog shit at chess. has a horse cock
girl1:omg did you hear girl3broke up with logan?
girl2:oh shit
girl3:no actually i broke up with him
logan:kicks her in the face*
girl2:oh shit
girl3:no actually i broke up with him
logan:kicks her in the face*
by dolphinpussyjelly October 31, 2021

Oh my gosh his SHLONG DONG is just too big. It doesn't fit in his pants he has to get extra extra large pants. All the ladies are in love with his massive SHLONG DONG ,and they always want to come back.
by Not Logan Rodriguez March 11, 2022

Logan is a genuinely funny guy. He's the life of the party, but don't have the party at your house. When there is alcohol involved your walls may magically get holes punched into them. Logan is pretty short for being a male. He is not racist, but he doesn't like anyone who isn't white. Logan is a keeper.
by chchchchldldldld January 23, 2022

Tries to be athletic but gets consistently talked about his lack of skill behind his back. Even if he doesn't look that bad, how annoying he is and how cool he thinks he is makes up for it.
by An-Eagle February 22, 2019

by ._.Your~local~bub._. November 29, 2018

BIG GAY WE SHOULD BAN HIM FROM LIVINGGGGG. HE PROBABLY FILMED YOUR GRANDMA WHEN SHE DIED AND HIM AND HIS BROTHER ARE IN A VVVVVVVVVERY INTENSE RELATIONSHIP. they do lots of anal.
girl: do u like logan paul?
boy: he makes his brothers ass bleed so no
girl: your cool if u dont like logan paul.
boy: he makes his brothers ass bleed so no
girl: your cool if u dont like logan paul.
by Spatulaspatle likes your mom January 31, 2019

Logan is actually so good and cool! Meow. He once fell in 4th grade, broke his leg, and the nurse gave him a cough drop. 0/10 for the school
by LOlZUWu! March 29, 2022
