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Jordan Poser 

When a douchebag wears a pair of Jordan basketball shoes, but not even playing basketball.
-Hey, nice Jordan shoes. Do you play basketball?
-No, because It's swaag, ya' know what I'm sayin'?
-You fucking Jordan poser.
Jordan Poser by WrigleyWarrior August 13, 2016
Whatever you do don't step on his new Jordans
Jordans by Flowerpower135 September 2, 2016
Jordan lives in the USA has short light brown hair with light brown eyes has anger issues and a messed up life he like a girl called Lucy he is very loyal but sometimes cruel but has an amazing sense of humour
Girl1:who is that guy talking to Lucy

Girl2: Lucy says he's loyal and also dangerous he looks kinda cute don't u think

Girl1: yep he does indeed Lucy is so lucky

Girl2: I want a Jordan
Jordan by Sniperhunter31 September 3, 2016

jordan burger 

A girl that can do anything she is mostly a tom boi but he put on a dress and rock it.
Look at Jordan burger go!!

jordan prehn 

Very sweet guy always treats people good but don't mistake him for his sweetness and you treat him with disrespect and his surprise you. #Sexyguy #largecock #toughasiron #hardworker #knowshowtofuck #willfuckyouup
Jordan Prehn will make you squirt !
jordan prehn by &bria December 18, 2016

jordan spivey 

The worst type of driver known to mankind
That guy was driving like a real Jordan Spivey
jordan spivey by Trjohns2144 December 19, 2016