state ah jones

state of märshall jònes

wheres my money? state ah jones

by wakansa January 20, 2021

Ciaran Jones

Ciaran jones is the most handsome and sexually pleasing person you will ever meet, Ciaran will spit on you to loob you up and then completely plow you for hours. he has a gorgeous smile and is tall dark and handsome he is also good with kids (like very good). he is open to pegging and is so attractive to all genders, he makes lesbians have second thoughts. his testicles are filled to the brim with spunk its like and ice cream machine and boy is it a hot day. if he was an ice cream hed be a lolly ice because he is so tasty to suck.

woah Ciaran Jones is it all in yet? oh ok how disappointing.

Ciaran Jones do you ever clean your arse?
you have bum fluff back here Ciaran Jones
did you wax your pubes? Ciaran Jones

by hunky hendo May 23, 2022

Drinkless Jones

Is being barred from a pub for slagging of a Landlord to the Landlords girl friend.

We can't go to the Egerton Drinkless Jones is barred.

by Anonymous July 25, 2003

Jones' BBQ

The best type of BBQ ever! Even better with footmassage!

Person 1: Oh I love to eat Jones' BBQ
Person 2: My too, have you tried it with footmassage?

by Kawaii Monkey March 20, 2019

Jones Effect

The Jones Effect is when someone who was once well know or famous rapidly loses fame due to change in higher authority. It is derived from when Agent Jones what mostly cut out of the Fortnite story when Charlie Wen replaced Donald Mustard as Chief Creative Director at Epic Games.

The Jones Effect is hitting many celebrities hard.

by Creative Cook YT April 22, 2025

a Jones

When you tell your wife you’re going out for one drink and disappear until the next morning.

Yeah dude, pulled a jones last night. Told the wifey I’d be back after the game. Next thing you know, I’m answering her call the next morning asking why I’m not home.

by BobbyBH January 30, 2022

Tommy jones

Is very Vlapped

TOMMY Jones is clapped

by Jjjjdndnuxndnchbdbcysn November 29, 2017