A content creator who is hot as fuck but limits their content to solo performances, or very rare collabs. A huge waste of potential and fantasy, because they only like what they see on the screen or mirror. A Borrick. Adds to social content but in a limited way that seems overly limited to their potential.
Derrick’s a Disney jerk off. He’s hot af, but only wants to beat it to himself.
She’s hot, but just a Disney jerk off. Nobody can touch her.
He’s such a Disney jerk off I couldn’t get a kiss or feel.
She’s hot, but just a Disney jerk off. Nobody can touch her.
He’s such a Disney jerk off I couldn’t get a kiss or feel.
by Havesomefun September 27, 2025
Get the Disney jerk offmug. by Ghrim Vortex November 28, 2016
Get the olympic jerkmug. Money is tight, so after careful consideration, I’ve chosen to dig a Jerk Hole to prepare for my upcoming Weightlifting meet.
by Chocolatechipwaffles September 2, 2023
Get the Jerk Holemug. 
Jerking it crazy style is when. You have one leg on the kitchen counter, one leg on the floor, both hands vigorously jerking your penis. You must also be covered in baby oil, and making the facial expressions and sounds of a Tasmanian devil.
This act is to be done completely in the nude. (excluding religious headwear)
This act is to be done completely in the nude. (excluding religious headwear)
Santa was bringing me presents but he went back up the chimney when he caught me “jerking it crazy style”!
by Bjørk December 24, 2024
Get the jerking it crazy stylemug. my theory is that (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) isn't working on (ANALOG HORROR) because (SEXUAL REASON)!!! surely this wont make every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable!
(makes every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable)
GRR... HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE GET UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE I SEXUALIZE (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) FOR NOT WORKING ON (ANALOG HORROR)!!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY WILL LET ME SEXUALIZE MINORS!!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO REACT!!!
(makes every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable)
GRR... HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE GET UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE I SEXUALIZE (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) FOR NOT WORKING ON (ANALOG HORROR)!!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY WILL LET ME SEXUALIZE MINORS!!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO REACT!!!
by 1willwoodfan0 May 29, 2023
Get the Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crapmug. Limited time jerk like before you have to leave for a big event with friends or family you duck away for an LTM jerk before you leave.
Me - Everyone was pissed at me because they didn’t know where I went when we were gonna leave
Friend- what were you doing then?
Me - Ducked away for an LTM jerk
Friend- what were you doing then?
Me - Ducked away for an LTM jerk
by poohjad March 5, 2025
Get the LTM Jerkmug.