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Red Disgusting

What a Red Delicious apple should be called.
Person 1: Hey, are you eating an apple?

Person 2: yes, it's a Red Disgusting

Person 1: Don't you mean Red Delicious?

Person 2: No, it's a Red Disgusting, because it FUCKING SUCKS!
by Mimuxus June 11, 2022
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red mullet

1. A type of fish found in Saltwater seas and the Atlantic Ocean

2. A questionable hairstyle sported by a freckly Irishman who was born with a naturally tinted red neck that has nothing to do with being out in the sun for too long as red haired people cannot survive if hit directly by sunlight.
“Did you see that ginger lads red mullet?”

“In his aquarium?”

“No… His haircut!!!”

“Jaysis!! The absolute state of that thing!!!”
by GoodmanyourselfSteo August 31, 2022
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Fucking Red

The deep shade of red bitches set their generic ceiling LEDs to when they want dick. Not to be utilized when your boys are sliding over to chill.
“Bro I went to her crib and she had the lights on Fucking Red, shi was wraps from the get go. Broke her back immediately.
by brodoman September 29, 2022
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Red egg

Grabing your testicle like a bouquet of flowers and give a light slap till red.
I requested a red egg from the friendly dominatrix parlor at the mall.
by Dnice456 January 11, 2022
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red microwave

Truly beautiful and is always needed. Makes your life filled with happiness. It’s like the crunch to your carrot
Davin: damn bro she is literally all I can see in my future

Johnny: damn bro for real?!

Davin: for real bro she’s the one, I’m down bad

Johnny:you’ve copped yourself a red microwave dude, congratulations, my cheesychizzle stick is growing up!
by GMaeE December 26, 2021
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Red Pickle

When you do intercourse with a girl on her period and she bleeds on your dick and then you make her suck off the blood
Matt: I just had a red pickle yesterday.
Mike: Red pickling makes me sick.
by Wendal howrind April 4, 2022
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Red Vaccine

When some rogue communist nations require that passengers entering their borders need to be jabbed with their oft-half-baked vaccines produced by them, WHO-approved or not—for example, tourists planning to visit Beijing or Moscow are required to receive the Sinovac or Sputnik V shots.
Frequent fliers, who are reluctant to embrace vaccine cocktails, are sought-after buyers of fake red vaccine cards in the black market.
by Covido March 19, 2022
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