I don't wanna syndrome

"I don't wanna syndrome". Is where I don't give a crap about something. It's not contagious but we all have this condition in our genes. It's released when something we see or do it's dull, boring or just plain stupid and does not click with our interests in any way shape or form.

If you don't like it, you might have a condition. Sure do, it's called "I don't wanna syndrome".

by DestructiveBurn July 16, 2023

please don't shit the time

you must be really fucking rude if you shite the time. the time is blissful. shit it and you will be CURSED, BY THE POWER OF MAGIC! AND FRIENDSHIP!

fuck: please don't shit the time. it's very rude.

by animatedHumorist December 20, 2017

AND YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND

shout this at your friend without context.

AND YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND
A SHAME YOU SEEMED AN HONEST MAN
AND ALL THE FEARS YOU HOLD SO DEAR
WILL TURN TO WHISPER IN YOUR EAR
AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY MIGHT HURT YOU
AND YOU KNOW THAT IT MEANS SO MUCH
AND YOU DON'T EVEN FEEL A THING

person 1:"AND YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND"
person 2:"stfu this is the 65536th time you've suddenly started singing this song please seriously get some help"

by Haddam Sussein June 1, 2022

I don't talk burrito

Usually when a mexican is insulting you in spanish you can answer that, meaning that you dont give a fuck.

-"hijo de puta, come pollas de mierda"
+"sorry bitch, I don't talk burrito"

by diabloツ May 11, 2020

I don't celebrate genocide

An unforgettable direct response to "Merry Christmas" that lets people know you don't celebrate the genocide committed by Christianity by appropriating the Pagan holiday Yule leaving inconsiderate Catholics/Christians defeated, encourages them to stop forcing their religious beliefs on the people who have been negatively impacted by them, reminds them of what their religion is really about, and to learn to respect other people's beliefs and lack of beliefs if they want respect back.

"Merry Christm.."
I don't celebrate genocide!

by idon'tcelebrategenocide December 17, 2022

don't you darn dare

used for emphasis on don't you dare. really makes my heart happy and sounds great

don't you darn dare do that.

don't you darn dare!

by dhhhhii May 7, 2022

The don't judge me challenge

A "challenge" that is specialized for arrogant, narcissistic & boring people. The challenge is to make fun of people that have certain ugly features, so they themselves can hide their true ugliness and after make new features hided by makeup. The person is wearing drawed features (That's by society) is called ugly like glasses, acne, dimpels & ugly eyebrows. They typically dance, or do some ugly faces. After that they put their hands on the camera and stop recording. They start putting a lot of makeup on, in the hope that will actually start looking pretty. And then start recording again, by starting with a hand over the screen.

(EX)Friend: Should we watch the don't judge me challenge? It is such a fun challenge, and I totally get surprised every time they turn out to be pretty

Me: I hope deep down that you get some help.

by SigneCrym June 27, 2017