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May-December Romance

A May-December Romance is an instance of the romantic involvement of two parties between whom there is a considerable age difference, often because one individual has an ulterior motive, such as money, status, etc.

The reasoning behind this designation is that while one person is young and in the "Spring" of his or her life (thus, "May"), the other is in "Winter" (ergo, "December").

However, there are many instances, as in the case of my own clandestine affair with the most wonderful woman in the world, where the age difference is either inconsequential or isn't even a considerable enough gap to constitute a May-December Romance.
Anna Nicole Smith and the late oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall II - There hasn't been this much gold-digging since 1849.

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore - This would be the "etc." I suppose... Something just isn't right... o_O.

Me and Her - She's only four and a half months older than me, but I suppose I just like the scandal that comes with calling it a May-December Romance. =D. Oh and it's not really clandestine anymore. I just persist to call it that for the same reason.
by "Bun Bun" July 23, 2008
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Decestation

A God, or Godlike/absolute being. Someone superior to you; an immortal force that cannot be perceived and/or compared to the trivial entity you are. Decestation cannot be explained or analyzed by any humanistic intellect.

Decestation is indefectible.
Man: Decestation?
God: Yes.
by Decestation December 14, 2008
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Decelling

The act of disconnecting from a cell phone for a period of time.
This weekend, I will be decelling.
by Happydadto5 March 17, 2019
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December 2nd

Hey, guess what? My school doesn't even have school scheduled on December 2nd. So I don't even have to think about skipping school. I don't even have school
tiktok thot: hey! it's December 2nd, and you're supposed to skip school!
me: I don't even have school on that day. It's still Thanksgiving break on that day
by anoulackpongrattana November 13, 2019
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December 15

Kiss or hugs on only December 15
by Hehehe 😂 December 3, 2019
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December 6

December 6 national hug day.
Hug your friends!
Hug your bf!
Hug your gf!
December 6
Bf: why are you hugging me?

Me: it’s hug day 🥺
by CermitTheFrogWasHere December 4, 2019
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December 9

You:its December 9th

Tall friend:oh ohhh

*slaps her*

Tall friend:ow
by daymaker🤭🤣 December 8, 2019
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