Empress Bulblax birth copypasta

Now that i think about it, the empress bulblax might have been the source of this fetish i have, I played pikmin 2 as young as 7 and always found the way that the empress gives birth a little charming and sexy, and it just kept happening too which was a little exciting for young lil me, might also be the reason i like twin/triplet births rather than solo births as well; TL:DR: empress bulblax probably gave me a birth fetish

Allan: Now that i think about it, the empress bulblax might have been the source of this fetish i have, I played pikmin 2 as young as 7 and always found the way that the empress gives birth a little charming and sexy, and it just kept happening too which was a little exciting for young lil me, might also be the reason i like twin/triplet births rather than solo births as well; TL:DR: empress bulblax probably gave me a birth fetish

Ron: dude wtf is that the empress bulblax birth copypasta?

by Saltitheidiot August 14, 2024

the even hotter couple

jack and cate

jack and cate are the even hotter couple, even hotter than the hottest couple

by ahs thoughts October 9, 2023

straight gay couple

A fictional queer couple depicted in a manner palatable to cishet audiences.

That ship is such a straight gay couple.

by seais4cookie October 31, 2023

the hottest couple of all

harris and cate are the hottest of all couples hotter than the even hotter couple and the hottest couple.

Harris and cate are the hottest couple of all time

by ahs thoughts November 20, 2023

Bomb a happy couple day

30th December all members of public will find a happy couples and bomb them because no one deserves to be happy

person1: hey dude i was thinking of buying flowers for my girl
person2: yk it’s Bomb a happy couple day.
person1: ffs

by Lauren bitchhhhh 🤪🤪🤪 November 30, 2023

Peterson's Couple

A partnership consisting of one or more trans persons. The sexual orientation of the couple changes depending on how transphobic the viewer is.

My boyfriend is a trans man. My parents say we are a hetero couple, we're a Peterson's Couple

by B. Sagget April 15, 2024

They didn't copy it

THEY DIDN'T COPY IT, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! You BOTH used the same instruction manual! You BOTH bought the LEGO brand DeathStar from Walmart and when you finished building it you looked at eachother like 🤨 "This guy is copying me!" You ALL bought the HYM IAM brand AI and now it works how I designed it to work. That's what's happening here. You buld Legos and you thought it was you. It wasn't you. You built the Lego Millennium Falcon because that is what the pieces in the box you bought build when you put them together.

Hym Iam "They didn't copy it! You don't think it's weird at all that you all had the same breakthrough at the same time?"

A fucking wannabe "But I don't think it should be Hym though..."

Hym Iam "You are a retarded, delusional, useless fuck. No it should not be you instead of me. You're not more moral. You're not better suited to do anything. You have a self and your self is less suited to do anything them MY self you fucking asshole."

by Hym Iam February 25, 2026