You for coffee?

Often said by Spanish waiters after serving crap package holiday hotel meal, because he knows the drunken brit teenage yobs he's serving will maybe tip him £5 for two weeks

You for coffee? with foreign accent is 'You fa coffee' . Meaning 'You fuck offy' . Goes with 'See you next Tuesday, for coffee'. Cunt, fuck off

by Jondar777 July 27, 2025

Coffee?

Offer to purchase coffee for your friends and co-workers

Paul: "Coffee?"
Allan: "Yeah, can you get me get a medium coffee with one cream. Thanks!"

by pineapplebottom September 2, 2017

Morning Coffee

When you wake up 1st, fuck your girl in the ass, then put it in her mouth and make a stirring motion.

My girl wore no pants to bed; I had no choice but to give her my morning coffee.

by Purpleheartsgt06 May 19, 2021

.....I Believe, I Was Jumping Over A Coffee Table, I Believe.....

.....I Believe, I Was Jumping Over A Coffee Table, I Believe.....

.....I Believe, I Was Jumping Over A Coffee Table, I Believe.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025

coffee donkey

An under-appreciated barista who has to deal with screaming, entitled Karens all day about over-complicated coffee orders.

Made popular by the first episode of the FOX TV series, Scream Queens

"My buddy Joe works as a coffee donkey at Starbucks. I feel bad for him."

by horsetigerelephant October 30, 2021

Coffee Drama

The melee that ensues while everyone is trying to access the coffee and personalize their cup to their liking. Also when the grounds end up in the pot or coffee overflows onto the counter. or the disgust one feels the the pot is empty and they did not get a cup.

Mega coffee drama this morning, we were out of creamer and I had to wait for the second pot.

by c2l2 September 4, 2022

Coffee

My literal lifeblood, if I do not have my morning coffee, the world will burn at the hands of me.

Jim: “Hey dude, have you had your morning coffee yet?”

Brian: In front of 35 ft. white phosphorus cloud* “No Jim, I don’t believe I have.”

by anonymous December 10, 2020