Chip-pan

The name for a chavvy person with a predictably bad diet consisting of fried food (due to the lack of education).

The chip-pans have arrived.

The chip-pan brigade.
He is a chip-pan.

by Heikey-duck December 1, 2016

Piss on his chips

Chips from a chippie getting pissed on

When a man walks home after drinking on a night out , he finds himself needing to relieve his bladder so he sets his chips that he purchased from a local takeaway on the floor, aims his penis at the chips and proceeds to piss allover his chips. He then shouts out in anger as he realises he cannot eat his chips. He checks his pockets and comes to the conclusion that he has no more cash for food, so he picks up his piss soaked chips and eats them.

He got PISS ON HIS CHIPS MATE

by The uriniser October 1, 2019

chip ham

Beaten pussy, not smooth, rough, lose

Damn her pussy was so chip ham bro she been getting a lot lately.

by jAKETHeB0$$ January 14, 2017

had his chips

there are many different variation's of the "chip" it can be applied to all scenarios and you can even make specific variants for special occasion's. You will find that this can be a very versatile and im yet to find a time when it hasn't worked.

Here are some of my many different versions:

Billy chips: this generally apply's to something getting its chips fast.

Afghan chips: This apply's to getting the chips hardcore style.

jacker chips: This came around recently playing Halo: Reach and when I got jacked out my Banshee this new version was made.

oh hes had his chips

by SkillfulMmd1337 September 20, 2010

MiNt cHiP

MiNt cHiP means Thizz or Extacy. It would only mean that if it's written like this:MiNt cHiP.

That nigga popped 2 MiNt cHipS in class today and he was flyer than a space ship.

by Ariel Gard January 30, 2008

All chip diet

When you're so broke that all you can afford to eat is a $2 bag of chips.

Sorry bro I can't go out tonight. I just paid rent so I'm on an all chip diet.

by Jimmy McSemi January 18, 2023

Chipped

To punch(jab) someone. Usually in the face.

Kim: I fu*kin chipped the c*nt.
Friend: You chipped him?
Kim: Yeah, talk sh*t, get hit.
Friend: Just as well you only chipped him then, ay.
Kim: Yeah, his lucky day.

by MilkDardZz February 15, 2024