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Charliesexual 

Someone who is only attracted to Charlie Gillespie
I don’t like anyone except for Charlie Gillespie because I am Charliesexual
Charliesexual by Jatplover January 3, 2021

wet charlie 

a person that has a large beard that he hasnt shaved in a long while and then shaves it all of using only water as a lubricant so as to get many zits from his razor.
frank: whoa man what a hack job that guy has.
Phil: yah, hes a real wet charlie.
wet charlie by O Maddness April 14, 2008

Jes and Charlie Relationship 

A relationship defined by being inherently undefineable. Nebulous in nature, this type of relationship teeters between the ambiguous and the incomprehensible. A classic symptom of this kind of relationship is the response ''I dont know'' when the question ''what's up with you two?'' is presented.
We hang out a lot, but we aren't dating. We're more than friends, but... we're not into titles anyway. We have such a Jes and Charlie relationship. I have a test, I gotta go.
someone that has a boner, but not quite.
He may look like he has a hard on but it's accually not hard at all.
ugh look at that guy he has a charlie.
charlie by charlie toee April 13, 2008
Someone that has a tiny penis, prone to massive over-compensation for this fact e.g. "mine's bigger" and "that's what she said" jokes; obsession with lads magazines i.e. Nuts.
Despite his "attitude" among guys he has a disorder when it comes to the ladies and a 0% success rate.
Example 1:
**charlie has spotted hot girl and approaches**
Charlie: "Would you suck my dick......... please?"

Example 2:
Tour guide:"and on your right is the biggest pillar in all of Rome"
Charlie:"mine's bigger! **smug face**"

Chunky Charlie 

The act of taking a dump in your sexual partners mouth.
Guy 1: Dude, I just gave my girl a Stanley Steamer last night

Guy 2: Yeah, well my girl let me give her a chunky charlie after mexican food.

Guy 1: Lucky fucking bastard!
Chunky Charlie by Licksmypo September 4, 2009