Bastard seagull

A seagull that enjoys shitting on people and and shitting all over people possessions. You can usually find them on beaches. Don’t approach because they might get pissed and shit all over your stuff

Look at that bastard seagull shitting on his beach blanket

by Fresh mountain dick November 13, 2018

Fat Bastard-itus

(Noun) A person who is very obese.

The persons’ name is usually Darren, Jamie and Steven.

“You have Fat bastard-itus!”

by Tway Ubabqwe February 22, 2020

Bastard rovers

The scum of lancashire

We fuckin hate Bastard rovers-Burnley fan

by Suicide squad Burnley September 21, 2022

big head bastards

The most elite group of people in the universe.

Do you know the BHB group?: Yes , I love the big Head Bastards

Random person:They seem like such fun people
God:they are

by M vee November 3, 2019

fucking killer bastard jesus

It is commonly used when someone is bald.(FKBJ for short)

OMFG he is fucking killer bastard jesus.(means he is bald)
I have FKBJ hairstyle(i am bald)

by Fucking erdembayar May 24, 2022

Bastardized

The act of becoming a bastard through baptism.

“B was bastardized wasn’t he?” “Yep, can’t you tell by how much of an ass he is? They Must have held him under the bastard water for a long time.”

by BadBitchAstro June 23, 2021