semi-tard

An individual slow of wit but who has enough going on to be fed ridiculous BS and recite it back accurately on demand. One whose dimwittedness is their dominant and most endearing characteristic.

Big Willis, the overweight pawn mouthpiece of the fraternity boys, recited the foul lyrics of the Anti Frat Rat song to any and all who would listen to his semi-tard rant.

by Yablonski March 28, 2007

gay fuck tard

The worst insult my friend and I could think of calling someone. If someone calls you this I would consider never speaking again.

“Oh my god Jackie is such gay fuck tard”

by anonymous February 26, 2024

no tard

A no tard is a person who doesn't know how to take no as an answer and is very obnoxious about it

" He is such a no tard, he won't take no as an answer and is being so annoying about it"

by icthatD May 14, 2019

Tard

Tard (To airy rectified Drumstick) Means when someone isn't listening to you side of the argument (Noun)

You're being a tard!

by bailey bridge August 9, 2023

Tard

Someone who is mentally slow or named Alan Alex or loic jk not loic tard means to constantly hit hand against chest

You:meBruh ur so retarded

Me:No ur a tard

by Defecationnerd April 2, 2019

bag of tards

The ballsack of a stupid man or a retarded man.

That idiot over there is carrying around a bag of tards.

by poxifide January 18, 2011

Punt-tard

A Puntard is a gambler who thinks he knows how to gamble/punt but couldn't pick a winner if it was a booger in his nose.

"Hey guys, throw a hundred on this horse, there's no way it can lose"

"Shut up you Punt-tard, it was the only horse in the race and still managed to lose"

by Bizza mcbizbiz April 19, 2023