American Roulette

The act of placing explosive mats/carpets or mines around your home at random and forgetting where they are placed, thus creating the chance of blowing yourself up, when navigating your house.

"Hey man, that's a nice carpet you've got."
"Thanks man! I wouldn't step on it though"
"Why?"
"I've set up the house for American Roulette."

by Dee._ January 30, 2021

PHAT American

When an American is so hot that you just want to tackle them and have sex with them on the spot.

As most natural-born Americans are fat, lazy, greasy, and smelly, the term "PHAT American" usually refers to a (typically illegal) immigrant. In addition to immigrants being more sexy, it is a well-known fact that illegal immigrants are much easier rape targets as they can't go to the police.

by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

American Dream

You can't spell American Dream without spelling Eric Andre

I love American Dream Show

by Jeffro Honeydew March 8, 2021

American Roulette

Russian Roulette with an glock

I decided to play American Roulette at school with all my friends

by Trakhni Tebya May 7, 2021

American Airdodge

A directional airdodge in disadvantage that results in you getting hit anyways and you having other defensive options at that time.

Gotta love those American Airdodges! Free GSP!

by Seopse August 13, 2022

An American brain

An American brain, the brain of stupidity. The country that calls football soccer. The lack of thinking. The kind of brain that doesn’t know how to cook international food. But there is some Americans that have an international brain. The brain of thinking. American brains also have racism in them.

Jake, who has an American brain: “This black guy looks like an ant.”
Tariq, who has an international brain: “This man is a great guy.”

by Chief_On_The_Dictionary September 10, 2022

American muffin

The American Muffin is a small ring of fried cake of sweetened leavened dough.

I would like a doughnut please. Oh, you mean an American muffin.

by KERMlT September 28, 2022