Friend-off

When an acquaintance of yours starts to irritate you, particularly when they begin to act like your best friend as soon as you just met them. When you've had enough, you introduce them to another friend of yours who you think has a chance of getting along with them, in hopes that your friend will be more accepting of this person's annoying behaviours than you are. A friend-off is successful when your acquaintance quickly attaches themselves to your friend rather than you. Thus, you have passed off your "friend" to another friend.

Person 1: Is there anything I should be careful of if I decide to friend-off someone?

Person 2: Friend-offs can backfire if the friend you have passed your annoying acquaintance off to is a very close friend of yours and they genuinely get along and become good friends. Every time your inner circle of friends gets together, the person you have friend-offed will then start regularly attending those gatherings, and you will have to endure their presence anyway.

by SpencerMurrayStudios May 30, 2016

the artsy friend

The artsy friend is being defined as the elegant,sophisticated,just a little eccentric and very crafty friend that we love to hang out with but very hard to come up with gift for.

I’m the artsy friend in my circle of friends

by Lopezotinas Love February 14, 2018

friend shui

The art or practice of clearing your life of any friends who cause extra cludder or drama in order to keep a simple, easy, carefree, uplifting social life for yourself.

"Marcel is driving me insane with his constant drama."

"You need to adopt friend shui and get rid of that stuff."

"yeah."

by merrifengshui August 30, 2012

Friend Spooning

Where one person lays front to back with another person. Fitting together like spoons.

Friend spooning is where two friends who are not sexually intimate cuddle in bed while hanging out or napping.

by shoegirl1990 August 14, 2011

Feta Friends

Two females who are friends and are known to have smelly rotten flavored vaginas

Lisa and Kelly are hot but they're Feta Friends

by pimp daddy pat jr December 9, 2011

Vest Friends

Friends that dress up in vests to social gatherings and events that one would not wear a vest to.

"Why are you guys wearing vests at a (football game, roller rink, game of paintball, etc.)?"

(Together) "Were vest friends."

by Prodigiousartist September 28, 2011

Brotherly friend

Your doomed. This is usually said by a girl who likes you as a family member, but not as a partner. Your relationship with this girl is usually over and not likely to turn around, but you can still be close friends. Also refer to 'friend zone'

Girl: "Ok look i like you but as more of a brotherly friend..."

by StatueofLuberty October 4, 2011