Drive-By

the act of driving by a rich boys house and seeing if it’s big enough for husband material

We should drive-by this kid i’m snapping, i heard he’s rich.

by sugarbaby666 August 27, 2020

I’ll Drive

To make a death pact with your Bestie and one day brutally murder them with your vehicle.

“I’ll drive”

“I’ll drive and Brutally kill you with my vehicle.”

“Goodbye Fitzgerald, I’ll drive”

“I’ll drive” “You’ll die”

by BlackWombat08 May 3, 2021

Drive Our Roads

Ha! I spent my teenage years drifting around frozen roads and driving 8 hours a day for my parents business. My grandfather built half of the frozen tundra with his bare hands.

Hym "Ha! 'Drive our roads' he says! I've been walking in the freezing cold all winter and this isn't even the first winter I've had to navigate on foot. I could drink a 12 pack of Bud Platinum and drive your roads and your moose-riding police force would end up PAYING ME FINES for riding SOBER! Look, I'm not going to take shit from people who get paid 55 dollars an hour to drink over-priced whiskey and sleep on the taxpayer dime while their coworkers talk about UFOs and I'm certainly not going to let them tell me they don't have to abide by my 5th amendment rights. What you NEED to do is get a handle on these mentally disabled sister-molesters you are giving hundreds of billions of dollars to PUT MY AI IN YOUR NUCLEAR DEFENSE SYSTEMS and take the money out of THEIR banks account and then put it in MY bank account. That's what you need to do."

by Hym Iam April 26, 2025

text drive

The urge or compulsion to text, tweet, or comment. Analogous to sex drive, varying enormously from one person to another, and depending on circumstances at a particular time.

She asked me to follow her back on Twitter, but I explained it would be unsatisfying because we had different text drives; I was more of a few times a week type and she was more of a several times a day type.

by Callaman June 11, 2011

Aggravated dad driving

Swerving all over the road, trying to hit someone in the back seat.

"He wasn't drunk, but he did get it charged with Aggravated Dad Driving."

by Curly 42 March 16, 2019

bake and drive

Driving while high as fuck on marijuana.

Do not bake and drive.

by Coloredcats June 1, 2018

diarrhea drive-by

Diarrhea Drive-by: When you role down the window of your vehicle on the highway and let loose all of the stress and food you have taken in that day out the window.

Guy 1: Man I really gotta go!
Guy2: Just do a Diarrhea Drive-by, it helps a lot!

by Riley Grimstead April 14, 2017