The dude who lifts 10000000 pounds while reading with his eyes close, while running a marathon, while touching the moon. (while eating a hotdog
by Ethebee May 10, 2021

by Sexy Mamacita May 25, 2022

Small discs (usually pink or yellow) punched out of paper tape by a TELETYPE perforator. Normally
collected and stored for disposal until a full or clogged disposal system causes an overflow and
these little bastards go everywhere and stick to anything thanks to the paper having a static charge
and lightly oiled.
collected and stored for disposal until a full or clogged disposal system causes an overflow and
these little bastards go everywhere and stick to anything thanks to the paper having a static charge
and lightly oiled.
by teletype maintenance guy October 27, 2022

In the game of magic the gathering, Chad always gets targeted at the beginning of the game to die before anyone else. Hence the "Chad dies first"
by Tomauto November 11, 2023

Student 1: My professor just drones on and on during class and we never learn anything!
Student 2: Not in my class. We learn a lot.
Student 1: How, does your teacher lecture?
Student 2: Nah, he’s usually just chadding up there.
Student 1: He’s what?
Student 2: He’s chadding! Chad Roberts’ method of teaching. Check out his book, “The Art of Chadding.”
Student 2: Not in my class. We learn a lot.
Student 1: How, does your teacher lecture?
Student 2: Nah, he’s usually just chadding up there.
Student 1: He’s what?
Student 2: He’s chadding! Chad Roberts’ method of teaching. Check out his book, “The Art of Chadding.”
by hangingoutsociallyatthestation February 26, 2025

by Pk33 April 13, 2024

The newer definition of Chad, mainly found on platforms such as Youtube, describes an idealistic idea of masculinity; a.k.a an "Alpha Male".
According to most Chads I interviewed, they reject the label unless their name is literally Chad. They believe the word to be an oversimplification of their personality, and will look down on anyone using it, as it is mainly used by who they consider "incels".
The feminine version of Chad is "Stacy", and the ultimate version of Chad is the "Gigachad".
According to most Chads I interviewed, they reject the label unless their name is literally Chad. They believe the word to be an oversimplification of their personality, and will look down on anyone using it, as it is mainly used by who they consider "incels".
The feminine version of Chad is "Stacy", and the ultimate version of Chad is the "Gigachad".
- Alright boys, I'mma go talk to that pretty lady over there real quick.
*Leaves the boys, walks over to the girl as the homies watch. They can't hear their convo but moments later they see her smiling and shaking Chad's hand. The bros, giggling at what they've just witnessed, speak amongst themselves.*
- yooo...holy shit he did it.
- Damn what a Chad!
*high five each other for no reason*
*Leaves the boys, walks over to the girl as the homies watch. They can't hear their convo but moments later they see her smiling and shaking Chad's hand. The bros, giggling at what they've just witnessed, speak amongst themselves.*
- yooo...holy shit he did it.
- Damn what a Chad!
*high five each other for no reason*
by apdz28 February 8, 2024
