Robert Wu

An asian mudafucking midget which has a big brain inside a tiny head, but they are mentally insane.

I saw a Robert Wu! *Oh Shit*

by SomeRandomDude34iopi4 December 9, 2019

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Boar

Robert is a boar

by anonymous January 31, 2025

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Doing a John Roberts

You are doing a John Roberts when you try to give both sides something to call a win.

Guy A: "What to do now? My daughter wants to visit Disneyland but my wifey complains it's too expensive for us to go there".
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*

by SupremeCourtNerd July 16, 2020

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Robert

A very sexy black daddy nigga with the biggest big black cock ever!
Everyone wants him for his BBC.

Bad Guy: *tries to kill Robert*
Robert: *kills Bad Guy with his big cock*

by robertsexy_lover12 July 2, 2024

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robert david thomas

Someone who is a beautiful ginger. Often referred to friends as a "kind soul" with a huge ginger heart.

Everyone loves a robert david thomas. The most genuine, gym motivated type of people you will ever meet and we all know one!

Person 1: Who wants to go chicken place?
Person 2: hehehehhawwww !!!

i would LOVE to meet a robert david thomas
Oh that guy is such a Robert David Thomas!

by theycallmetave May 8, 2024

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Robert

The coolest loner known man. He is so lonely he doesn't even know how women like him. He thinks no one likes him and he is true. But one thing he doesn't know is that he is going to have the biggest Glowup known to man kind. He is going to get blowys everyday for the rest of his young life.

Robert is a lonely peach of shit.

by anonymous October 16, 2020

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