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Tuck and roll

Tuck and roll

When have a wank and need to get rid of the contents. Pinch the end of your Pennis and then roll your jizz in the toilet
Adrian wanted to finish his wank but did not have a container. So he pinched the end of his Pennis and rolled when to the bathroom to Empty tuck and roll
by JIMMY J July 28, 2022
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Tuck and Roll

The Tuck and Roll Method is an act of a human male renting a hotel room, ejaculating under the sheets, then rolling around to wipe it off. The bed is then made and the male exits the hotel.
by Drag_N August 3, 2022
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Tucker's Bowtie

Where a highly-improbable and sometimes *possible* conclusion is believed over much more probable conclusions due to a combination of either (a) Not wanting to recognize an inconvenient truth, and/or (b) Wanting the fantastical to be true.

Commonly the opposite to Occam's Razor.

Named after Tucker Carlson and the predisposition of conservatives to spew and believe in far-fetched conspiracy theories.
Person A: "I believe aliens are real!"

Person B: "You're committing a Tucker's Bowtie"
by JimothyJoeBob August 12, 2022
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Tucker Fucker

A stupid fucking prick with a huge retarded white moustache and has the worst fucking buzz cut in existence.
Atef- "Oi, have you heard of the stupid DNT teacher?"
Shanon - "Yeah, isn't that the Tucker Fucker?"
by Atef Lord August 17, 2022
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Tuckey68

A strong baseball-playing young man. He is very brave and often has a large penis. He is very impressionable and outgoing. You want to have a Tuckey68 in your life.
Frank: I'm very fortunate to have a Tuckey68 in my life
Jessica: Good for you
by Frank5647 August 19, 2022
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Tuck

“it was so many tucks outside last night bro”
by um anyways August 28, 2022
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Tucker

A very very very very very very very very very very very very tall South African guy who really loves Hummus and Lentil soup.
Look, here is Tucker. He is eating Hummus and Lentil soup.
by bubbleslovingsara September 8, 2022
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