Dick ons

When someone in the group leaves a night out/party to go get some dick.

Like kick ons but for the intention of sex.

"Hey bro have you seen Jennifer?"

"Yeah bro, she just left to go to Sam's for dick ons."

by Auzza November 9, 2019

chucking one

Chucking one could mean anything from chucking one round the shop, to chucking a mood, either a good mood or a bad mood. Chucking one could mean many things depending on the context it is used in.

“I’m chucking an emotional one tonight, I’m gonna put some drake on when i get home” “I’m just chucking one round the shop, does anyone want anything?”

by PrincessCx November 21, 2017

a bit of a one

A chancer. Someone who pushes the limit of what is acceptable and treads that fine line.

Did you see Tony at the market last weekend? He was flogging hooky DVDs and Blu-Rays.
Yep, he's a bit of a one, that Tony.

by Maxx-B March 28, 2020

slice one in

to have sexual intercourse

See her over there? I'd slice one in.

by lipenaar June 11, 2006

one second

A moment in time when kids don't annoy you.

Kid 1: "Mom, I'm hungry...:eats:..Mom, I need more food"
Kid 2: "Mom, tell him to stop looking at me!"
Mom: "I just need one second."
:Mom goes into bathroom:
Kid 3: opens bathroom door: "Mom, he took my toy and won't give it back!"
Mom: "One Second...One Second..One Second...(kid's name), can I just have one second??"

by DEADMAN#! September 28, 2020

Drunk one

A drunk one is the person that says the most stupid things. They are the type of people who are not really drunk but act like it. They can be very awkward and are the most terrible singers. If you know a drunk one approach it with the greatest caution. You'll never know what they'll do.

Girl: OMG that guy is such a drunk one.

Boy: chill dude you don't want to be labeled as a drunk one.

by Don't know don't care October 9, 2015

the long one

a bigger than usual erection

my girl came over last night and i gave her the long one!

by Juan De Longezone April 10, 2009