one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

She-Mo

A depressed female who is terribly desperate to fit in with her "the world should just end now" buddies.

Usually under 20, emily the strange and My Chemical Romance obsessed.
Medium to High middle class lifestyle with one parent.

Derived from the term "We-mo" which means wanna be emo, these kids are the worst of the lot, mind set on "coloring the world black" because "thats all they see".

Look at sallySUICIDE, you would think if you were gonna hack your wrists you would do it properly... Shes such a She-Mo!

by Kiah Von Krunk August 11, 2008

that's what she said

when your trying to get out of a conversation

She's always on top of me. That's what she said!

by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ February 13, 2023

I’ll have what she’s having

Before putting on the condom, reach up and grab some of that good ol vaginal fluid from your partner, jack off with it, then put the condom on.

She seems cool, so I think I’ll have what she’s having, besides the kids!

by Bradmeister1001 October 12, 2021

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by Adujasty343 June 5, 2025

She's got a balcony you could do Shakespeare from

She has large boobs, titties, a large rack. Big enough to perform Shakespeare from

Have you seen Jess, She's got a balcony you could do Shakespeare from.

by Noncebooiiiii October 6, 2023

If she vapes…she gapes

Vaping being the trashier cousin to smoking, a female who vapes (and hangs around vape shops and probably does kratom too) not only will be promiscuous like the she smokes, she pokes girl, she’ll be more inclined to engage in sexual acts most females would be disgusted by. Tattoos are a given as are provocative words on the ass of her tight pink sweatpants.

Hey Charles, I know you’re a sick sexual deviant who’s having a hard time finding girls who are into all the messed up shit you like. You should hang around the local smoke and vape shop. If a girl comes in and orders a pack of cigarettes she’s probably DTF but if she vapes…she gapes

by J Himpty August 28, 2022