Deaf Lemon

To swear or curse in a situation where it is not appropriate.

Named after the band called Deaf Lemon who famously swore on stage in front of an audience of 10,000 children and families and caused great offence .

Interviewer: So why do you think you would be good in this position.

Bob: Cos I'm fucking awesome at this kind of shit.

Sandy: How did the interview go Bob?

Bob: It was going great until I pulled out a Deaf Lemon.

by dirtyboy123 May 10, 2010

Smashing Lemons

Making boomer stock manipulation firms lose millions as they get crushed by the MOASS.

These GME leaps are going to be smashing lemons until there’s not a single drop of Andrew juice Left.

by of_tism January 19, 2021

Big Lemon

WOE BE UPON THEE WHO TOUCH THE BIG LEMON WITH AMPLE HANDS!

Roses are red
I live in Yemen
Woe be upon thee
Who touches the big lemon

by Mrs obama February 2, 2020

Lemon Brown

An absolute fucking legend

The guy from the story “The treasure of Lemon Brown.” He was once the greatest blues singer in all of the south. His son died in World War II and Lemon kept the harmonica that he gave to him before he left. He also met Kiid Katze in an abandoned school in Ohio.

I’m gonna go see Lemon Brown to get some help on my Math Homework.

by TheOneAndOnlyHersheyTheSnake October 12, 2025

Lemon

A lemon is a joke that is squeezed dry, usually a one-time joke but is occasionally mentioned again. These jokes have every last droplet of humour squeezed out of them.

(long joke here)
“YEAH BUT TURNS OUT HIS LAPTOP ISN’T EVEN TURNED ON”
“HAHAHAHAHA”
“HAHAHA- wait. guys... this is a lemon.”

by XxHarvzBackxX December 21, 2021

Lemon

a certain bitches ideal certain fucking bitch

yoooo man, Lemon is a hottie

by Imapofuckr September 28, 2022

Lemon

When someone is being cowardly or a prude towards certain subjects or somebody who is just very scared,

Alternatively it can mean someone is being a kill joy.

Girl 1 - I don’t know I’m kinda nervous

Girl 2 - oh come on stop being such a lemon

by Dingusmcbutto May 8, 2020