Use Your Tongue Slits For.....

Use Your Tongue Slits For.....

Use Your Tongue Slits For.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

used tampon

any penis that has been inserted into any vagina, anus, hand, or mouth that gets an erection to be inserted into another different vagina, anus, hand, or mouth

Woman: "This used tampon tried to hit on me the other day."

Friend: "Ew. What did you say?"

Woman: "He's took me out to get a new handbag, a cute pair of red bottoms, and a steak dinner. After that he paid for me to vacation in the Maldives alone for some stress relief, he completely understands and then I stopped talking to him."

Friend: "Good for you. You deserve it."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

among us

a game that is where three foot tall squat humanoids that look like chicken nuggets try to find a parasitic alien shapeshifter known as the "imposter"

i played among us and i love it

by among us drip February 7, 2022

Among Us

A video game that was created in 2018 by Innersloth and somehow blew up in late 2020. It started to die out in early 2021, partially due to a stupid update which added "quick chat", a weird chat system that isn't quick at all, according to literally everyone. In March-April 2021, innersloth added a new map, called "the airship", alongside the accounts update, which was hated by the Among Us community, mainly because it was very buggy. Afterwards, they decided to change the art style, add new colors and 11-15 player lobbies. I think they've also added new roles. At the time I'm writing this, it's 2022 and the game is somehow still alive, especially the unfunny, overused memes, like "When the imposter is sus!!1!1!1!1!", which I see ALL THE DAMN TIME! Like, can Among Us just die already?

Among Us player: Hey, wanna play Among Us?
Me: Isn't it dead?
Among Us player: What? Of course not!
Me: ...
Among Us player: So, do you wanna play or not?
Me: No.
Among Us player: Why?
Me: I don't play Among Us.
Among Us player: But you did.
Me: Exactly, "DID". It's in past tense. I don't play it anymore.
Among Us player: Please!
Me: No.
Among Us player: Pretty please!!
Me: No!
Among Us player: Why not?

Me: Because I don't play Among Us!
Among Us player: BUT YOU DID!
Me: I DON'T PLAY AMONG US ANYMORE! WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
Among Us player: Please! It will be fun!!!!!!!
Me: Fuck off!

Among Us player: Did you just swear?!?!?!?!?!!?!
Me: Yeah, grow up.
Among Us player: *starts crying* Why won't you play Among Us with me?
Me: Are you seriously crying?
Among Us player: *cries*
Me: Yeah, I'm out. Find someone else to piss off.

by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ April 3, 2022

only one of us walks away

slipknot but when the lead singer takes a guitar and covers it in expired peanut butter and shoved it up his ass singing the lyrics to Only One

Only one of us walks away…

by pseudonymking:) June 9, 2023

Among Us

The impostor is sus

is that the impostor from Among Us

by SUsAmongUSMAn January 12, 2022

Magic Using Junta

Someone who is a heavy liar, or is over confidant in themselves, to the point of extremism. Derives from a fake Yu-Gi-Oh card called "Black Cows Magician".

Bro, Will was Being such a Magic Using Junta today.

by V1rginEarz February 25, 2024