ho tactics

An action or strategy carefully planned to achieve, get sponsored, spoiled, and treated without having sex.

I need my (insert random bill here) paid. Time to bring out the ho tactics. I want a new (insert random materialistic item here) he needs to be exposed to the ho tactics.

by Spartan Nickie December 22, 2016

afro testicle

Noun. You have to be an African Testicular Genital Region. To be an Afro testicle you must be a congroid and live in the sub Saharan deserts of the USA.

I once had an Afro testicle, but then it fell off in the swamps of dagoba.

by Afro Testicle January 4, 2017

ego-testical

your ego is so high that the people around you feel that you are trying to pull a Bannon - I E suck your own cock if possible while at the same time of boasting of your own accomplishment..."that person is so ego-testical"

This guy at the Office he keeps being ego-testical by trying to tell us of how he is the best at everything. If possible he would pull a bannon every second of every day and whip it out in front of everyoe to see. What a shameless bastard.

by shim1 September 26, 2017

retractile testicle

When you have one of your nuts shoot back up into it’s nut hole while you’re making sweet love to your lady or sitting in an uncomfortable position. AKA “ghost nut”.

David: “Mike’s sack looks lopsided. He must have retractile testicle.”
Kyle: mother fucker’s got the Ghost Nut!

by Guynurse January 10, 2018

Broken Testicle Synchronisation

The empathetic response between two or more guys upon observing one being kicked in the balls by an angry female, potentially their girlfriend

Mate 1: *Gets Kicked in the Balls*
Mates 2-4: *Feels Mate 1's pain and curls up in response*

Alternative Spelling: Broken Testicle Synchronization

Ah, yeah. I saw my mate get kicked in the balls one time by his bitchy girlfriend. We had a moment of Broken Testicle Synchronisation, I basically felt his pain.

by Kosmicheskij January 20, 2018

grinches testicle cheese

weed

friend 1: do you smoke the grinches testicle cheese
friend 2: nah dude i sway toward that 057

by zassanzz February 13, 2018

Phantom Testicle

Slang for Spirit testicle; A handy companion to ask questions about the unfathomable whom also happens to whisper compliments and sage advice in times of need.

Even though I lost my testicle, I gained the insight and friendship of what some would wrongly call a phantom testicle. Which is stupid. There's no such thing as phantoms.

by Testicular Journeyman May 19, 2018