to jesus (someone)

(v) to uninvitedly approach someone and initiate a conversation in public places to talk about how great Jesus is. Often these conversations are begun--or at some point include--statements such as, "If you died today, do you know that you would go to heaven?"

Bill to co-worker: "Have you met the new guy down in the sales department yet?"

Co-worker: "Yeah, yesterday he invited me to lunch and jesused me the whole time."

Bill: "What a fucktard."

by Rick8296 August 06, 2005

Based Jesus

Refers to the rapper Lil B. Based includes having many hoes, being a mansion, swagging to the maximum, and looking like jesus.

Something people on tumblr always say.

"thank u based jesus"

by Jayy Jayy October 02, 2013

jesus toe

Ya know that toe next to your big toe? I'm gonna call it an Index toe....... a "Jesus toe" is when your Index toe is longer than your Big toe.

Angelique: "Yeah! thats called a Jesus toe!"
Tricia: "You can shut the hell up."

by Tricia January 31, 2005

Jesus Kiss

When two people kiss standing on rocks in a body of water. The name comes from the illusion that the two people are walking on holy water while kissing. If you need some spicy curry in your relationship, this is a fun way to change it up while feeling holy.

Princess Panchali is tired of the same ole' spidey upside down kiss so Raymond takes it upon himself and pulls her over for a spontaneous and holy Jesus Kiss.

by Princess Panchali May 10, 2010

jesus farm

of or relating to a church or church matters

"You going to the Jesus Farm tomorrow?"

by Michelle March 22, 2004

Trap Jesus

The second hand man of a Trap God's drug ring. In charge of taking care of snitches, and making sure the big deals go smooth without a problem.

Trap Jesus Hailey just had her men shoot up the crack house on fourth street.

by trap_moses December 03, 2014

Jesus Christ

God's son who took the punishment, (Dying) you and I deserve for our sins. He did this because he loves us, so that we could be forgiven and have a relationship (like a father to a son, a best friend, a teacher, a helper, etc.) with him and have eternal life. John 3: 16 - "For God so loved the world that he sent his one and only son so that whoever might believe in him will not perish but have eternal life."

Repent and turn from your sins. Jesus Christ will forgive you.

Jesus Christ loves you personally

Jesus Christ saved you from death

Jesus Christ wants you to get to know him, he already knows you.

by A Child of God. February 10, 2021