Still a straight up Overwatch loving nerd, except he no longer plays his PS4 as much and has converted to PC Gaming. 77 Inches may have been a slight exaggeration, though his cyok is a solidly healthy size and his bitches are increasing. Caught him chatting up some "kinky" (Dan's words) gal, which has made me very proud; Well done my brother. Still blonde with blue eyes but so far he has not stabbed me in the back and we maintain a strong relationship. Since last time he has said 1 more swear word (Knob I think?) and his grades are still "Peng". His height has increase to approximately 5'7 or so and he is easily able to knock any fool out with his dojo moves. Wham eyebrows as always...
by saint_jon February 6, 2022
Get the Joe Van Falier 2.0mug. daves van is a van in churchy that sells heavy biffs to underage children also sells pretty nice sweeties x
by davesdaddy March 15, 2022
Get the daves vanmug. 
A really weird and odd guy, usually has a strong odor of moist eggs, usually with awesome parents, he just didn't turn out right. Although an odd character he usually hangs with the coolest people.
by ~Vitalis October 19, 2013
Get the van-beakmug. People or persons with a obsession for leaving naughty things on the front doorsteps of their neighbours
by Ernie Dix February 23, 2025
Get the Van-toligistmug. by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 23, 2025
Get the Barones Siempre Van Hacembre Baronesmug. by Monsterlicious January 8, 2018
Get the van doornmug.