The opposite theory of the dead internet theorem.
The theory states that even in spite of disappearing original media, dead sites and the erosion of time a subset of people will always interact to uphold, continue and carry on the media they know and even continue to produce media based off of it.
The theory states that even in spite of disappearing original media, dead sites and the erosion of time a subset of people will always interact to uphold, continue and carry on the media they know and even continue to produce media based off of it.
A: "Bro why do you even watch so much porn, have you ever heard of dead internet theory, in 10 years all of these videos will have vanished!"
B: " Nah bro, I'm trying to hopemaxx and believe in Alive Internet Theory, you're such a downer"
B: " Nah bro, I'm trying to hopemaxx and believe in Alive Internet Theory, you're such a downer"
by Tyris The Downer August 2, 2025
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Background information and math supporting this theory
1. Youtube- String theory Explained-What is the nature of Reality?
2. Youtube- What is a Fractal?(and what are they good for)
3. Youtube- The new best spirograph on the market
4. Youtube- Hyper realistic portraits with thread
5. Youtube- Son Lux Change is Everything
You had any luck with men lately?
No they're a lot of low cards in that hand? You?
I've worked out the mathly on the string theory of dating and I'm optimistic.
No they're a lot of low cards in that hand? You?
I've worked out the mathly on the string theory of dating and I'm optimistic.
by Modern Women August 25, 2025
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Simple definition:
The Nose Ring Theory is the humorous idea that women with nose rings are more likely to be emotionally intense, dramatic, or have unresolved issues.
Simple definition:
The Nose Ring Theory is the humorous idea that women with nose rings are more likely to be emotionally intense, dramatic, or have unresolved issues.
The nose ring theory: one piercing away from a personality built on vibes, chaos, and unhealed trauma.
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Man 1: Hey bro, that girl over there is pretty cute. Should I show her the rizz?
Man 2: Keep walking bud! Have you heard of nose ring theory? She looks like the prize bull at the county fair.
Man 2: Keep walking bud! Have you heard of nose ring theory? She looks like the prize bull at the county fair.
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