Matt

A massive nigga. A huge black man capable of impregnating men. His giant 10 elixir cock causes tremors when blood rushes to it. His huge testicles are thought to be dwarf planets.

Matt can say nigger

by MattDaNigga April 8, 2023

Matt

The tall guy in my science class(hes hot as fuck)

Oh damnnnnn, look who it is, that hottie matttt!!

by anonymous May 1, 2023

Matt

Someone who smashes everything

Matt: Smash

by hi1234554321 August 3, 2022

Matt Roy

Is so sexy

Matt Roy is so sexy

by anonymous November 27, 2020

Matt

My sweet baby boy, Matt, meaning the funniest, sweetest, most caring and handsome man anyone could meet. Matt is obsessed with riding his motorcycles and speeding which is scary but ugh he looks so fucking good doing it. He’s so smart when it comes to the things he loves, i sit and listen to him talk passionately about his interests and i learn something new everytime. AND OHHHH MY GODDDDDD HES SO FINE but in general. Each and every one of his features is perfect, his handsome face is like candy to my eyes because everything about him to me is so sweet. His voice is my comfort and it’s the most beautiful thing i’ve heard in forever. His heart is so pure and full with affection that needs a companion who will match him and fulfill everything he needs and wants. N that’s why his beautiful amazing wife wrote this 😛. And last but CERTAINLY not least, that third leg that pleases this pussy whenevaaaaaa

1.Mercedes loves you Matt, you’re the best thing thats ever happened to me and id never trade you for the world.

2. YESSSSS DADDY FASTER HARDER

by mercedesluvsmatt April 6, 2024

Matt Mcdonald Surprise

The act of defecating in a sleeping bag and surrounding it with 10 empty one's and having a hooker roll around each bag until she finds the "Suprise."

The other night I won big at the casino and decided to grab a hooker and take her back to my hotel room and set up a "Matt Mcdonald Surprise." It was amazing!

by Bobby Basinger November 20, 2019

Matt

A indo, black, Asian mixed race. He like Michelle and wants to be with her for the rest of his life. He got the N-word past from his friend homie Sunny.

Matt: nigga

by Tryey November 22, 2021