I.T-bagged

When tech support takes so long wearing you out fixing a problem (or explaining how they are fixing a problem bc they live to talk to another human besides their homegrown robot sex doll) to the point you would literally rather have balls on your face instead.

"Ginger, I am really sorry I haven't sent over that TPS report- the Help Desk has been working on my computer for an hour now. I'm really getting I.T-bagged"

by shoffnee October 14, 2014

bag of daggens

When a farmer is shearing a sheep and he puts the shit covered wool into a separate bag from the clean wool. The bag of shitty wool is called a bag of daggens. It can also be used in many different contexts when describing things.

That car is some bag of daggens.

If someone wanted to order a plain burger with no onions etc in a restaurant: "Could I get a burger with no daggens please?"

by DoctorCocktor1989 November 20, 2015

felch bag

A demeaning insult used to put down others or to destroy character even more so than using the term duche bag. Related to felch. Following anal sex the male removes his penis from the females rectum. The male proceeds to insert a straw into his bitches ass hole... and sucks ejaculate out of the rectum in which it was deposited. This process is usually followed by a long passionate kiss. When you call someone this, you are telling them that they are dirty as fuck.

zip it ya felch bag

damn Alby ur the biggest fuckin felch bag i know

by Kutch January 10, 2009

Whoosh bag

A whoosh bag is somebody who acts very similarly to a douche bag but maybe just because they are high or drunk.

Yo that dude last night was a fucking whoosh bag

by Pfifedawg September 10, 2009

douche bag

Guys who possess any of the following attributes: wearing "tap-out" t-shirts, drives over-sized jacked up trucks, drives a hummer, has one or more tribal tattoos, or wears white framed sunglasses.

This used to be my favorite bar until they started promoting UFC paper view fights here. Now this place is overrun with tap out t-shirt wearing retards who ruin eveyone else's time by being a bunch of roid raging douche bags.

by shendrix November 23, 2010

stupid bag

Ugly, unpleasant woman who is dirty and disgusting to you

She was a stupid bag, she looked naff and sounded naff.

by Thebagfiles June 25, 2019

50 Bag

Irish slang for a bag of cannabis that costs €50 and usually 3.5 up to 5 grams worth

do you want to go halves on a 50 bag bro?

by Irish Slanggg April 14, 2022