I'd love to get with you, but you'll have to bring me a bouquet of roses.
Hmmm.....How many roses?
If you want anything more than a handjob, at least 100 of them
Hmmm.....How many roses?
If you want anything more than a handjob, at least 100 of them
by Curious Dad August 6, 2022
Get the Bouquet of rosesmug. When a man de-thorns a rose and inserts it into his rectum. He then presents the rose to his partner by bending over and squeezing it out of his rectum. Bonus points if a little poo comes out that you can plant it in.
by petergenethepumpkinqueen October 2, 2025
Get the rectal rosemug. Known to be Short, compressed to say. Make sure to keep your eyes down while walking to avoid stepping on them.
by Boingly24 August 31, 2022
Get the Shanna-Rosemug. Pretending that you are into someone, till the very last minute, then you ditch them to throw some super expensive stone in the water.
"John proposed to me, then I totally started Jacking My Rose and shouted "I don't want all your expensive diamonds... Here untraceable bottomless depths, have some valuable stones".
by Wanking Dicks Grimes March 14, 2022
Get the Jacking My Rosemug. by Jonathan Dube September 16, 2020
Get the lil rose samug. loving also wanting to take care of others a great friend to have for the rest of your life but you are very romantic to you partner crazy always having have with friend every day ,funny too
by dylmas September 4, 2016
Get the amelia rose huntmug. This man is the very definition of alpha male, while still maintaining an intense grind-set usually associated with Sigma males. He is famous among women for his immense charm and unparalleled sexiness. Overall, the average Darcy Rose is such a bad bitch.
"Hey did you here Darcy Rose has been named 'Ultimate Sex-master' for the 4th consecutive time?? Is there anything this man can't do? Sure hope he still has time to bang my wife with all the ceremonies he'll be attending!"
by jmiveat January 21, 2022
Get the Darcy Rosemug.