sand paper dick

When you have sex on the beach with a girl and you get so much sand on your dick it starts to feel like sand paper.

girl: ouch!
guy: sorry I got sand on my dick
girl: your dick feels like sand paper
guy: well next time I'll bring a blanket so I don't get sand paper dick.

by melanieeeeeeeeeeeeh September 19, 2009

Paper Dick

- noun- a part of the male genetalia that exists only on 2 planes, that of which being width and length but no heighth

Those who possess a Paper Dick must be especially careful when shredding documents.

by R3B31 H0B0 October 5, 2008

Paperclipping

When one partner, usually the man or dominant in the relationship, is laying on his back... the other partner laying on his chest as a pillow, one arm over, one leg over.

Not to be confused with spooning - the reverse paperclip is when partner one still lays on his back - and partner two is in the aforementioned position only facing outwards.

Founded by the A.S.M (anti spooning movement)

Guy 1: "Did you snuggle after sex?"

Guy 2: "Yeah dude - we paperclipped it up - fuck spooning, I mean i spooned her early in the night BEFORE we fucked..."

Guy 1: "hahaha totally - everyone hates spooning, you just use it to get laid right?!?"

Guy 2: "Exactly... and after I made her say the safety word we drifted off paperclipping"

Guy 1: "awesome - real men don't spoon after sex - spooning is for pussies."

by ASM (RD) December 24, 2011

Paper Girl

A fake ass bitch who is super preppy and pretends that she's someone she's not. Pretends that she's all that and treats everyone else like shit. She also is really self-centered and you never want to meet her cuz you might become one of them. Acts like everyone else is fake

"Did you see that paper girl?"
"Dude yeah we better run before she sees us!"

by nodramallama May 19, 2014

paper trail

the small pieces of toilet paper that remain stuck to ones ass after wiping

That generic toilet paper leaves a nasty paper trail.

by Johnny Tats May 27, 2008

Paper Faggot

To be really gay that you are more than a faggot, you are a paper faggot.

That kid was such a "Paper Faggot" when he ordered a ceaser salad.

by lizardtoe April 4, 2009

paper toilet

noun. Spanglish meaning for toilet paper. Coined by people who grew up with spanish or french creole speaking relatives by directly mentally translating 'papel de toilet'.

"Chucho don't forget the paper toilet when you go to the bodega."

by bxemsmedic September 15, 2009