A football player that calls himself a tight end when he hooks up with a fit, attractive girl; but calls himself a lineman on the team when he hooks up with a hefty woman.
Dude, that Illini Utility Player over there is definitely calling himself a lineman tonight when he's done with that beast
by LANK8586 January 10, 2025
Get the Illini Utility Playermug. 1. a: A person whose exemplary behavior has garnered him all the spoils of life. So much the a person less than him has and will stop at nothing to see him fail.
2. Usually beguiling to women
2. Usually beguiling to women
by Hollywood Hop May 8, 2024
Get the Player Hatedmug. when someone sucks at a certain game or action which makes them suck at everything at life and is a absolute loser at life
by l dont know January 15, 2022
Get the bad playermug. A specimen of human organism who is unfamiliar to human hygiene of any shape or form. They usually are found in their natural habitat. A very messy space with hentai posters and him nutting his pants after hearing a woman's voice in prox chat. They usually have a massive vitamin D deficiency and has not seen a woman in 20 years. All they do is play valorant and cum 24/7
by PalistanBall December 29, 2024
Get the Valorant playermug. Typically accompanied by hand gestures:
Air guns, wherein the two fingers represent the shaft
shocker,
or peace\victory
A boss way of handling business.
Air guns, wherein the two fingers represent the shaft
shocker,
or peace\victory
A boss way of handling business.
by Alexandra Thomas November 4, 2015
Get the two fingers like a playermug. 1: someone lacking in skill or strategy of video games
2: a N00B
3:someone all around terrible at life in general
2: a N00B
3:someone all around terrible at life in general
"dude i just pwned that danner based player in the face with my shotgun"
that guy got rocked, what a total danner based player
that guy got rocked, what a total danner based player
by landies41 April 23, 2007
Get the danner based playermug. Really weird people. Don't talk to them. They will get you into anything and everything. Drugs, alcohol, sexual situations (like having an orgy in a practice room) and many other things. Overall just stay away.
Girl 1: what are those trumbone players doing over there?
Girl 2: Ew! Trumbone players are such perverts!
Girl 2: Ew! Trumbone players are such perverts!
by Anonymously cool 27 May 25, 2016
Get the trumbone playermug.