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peanut butter and jelly

this is when you fuck your girl on her period, then do anal. her shit will be the consistency of peanut butter, and the period blood will act as the jelly. you then proceed to put your dick in between her breasts being the bread, and continue to fuck them until satisfied. you can then eat the sandwich you made, but its really your preference.
"me and my girl had a peanut butter and jelly last night, it was the best I've ever had"
by yosemitesynonym June 17, 2016
mugGet the peanut butter and jellymug.

no peanut butter

The lowest point in one’s life.
That school has a no peanut butter policy for lunch. I feel so bad for those kids!
by An expert in peanut butter September 23, 2020
mugGet the no peanut buttermug.

peanut

person 1 : mohhh it's peanut
person 2 : awwnn
by user030405 December 7, 2021
mugGet the peanutmug.

peanut roller

A small roller used on asphalt mostly behind a heat welder
The milkman was unloading the peanut roller off the trailer to roll the parking lot
by R H milkman January 14, 2016
mugGet the peanut rollermug.

Peanut

A fat ass hamster. You ain’t never seen a bigger rump then Peanut’s. He’s the 46th president of the United States and is going to the moon this year. Peanut sometimes goes by Fat Ass or Oompaloompa. If you ever say you have a bigger rump then him he will attack.
Have you seen Peanut’s rump? It’s huge!
by ThatBitchLila November 23, 2020
mugGet the Peanutmug.

Peanut M&M

The art of covering a guy's balls in some form of melted chocolate, Nutella, for example.
Last night, my friend's gave me a Peanut M&M. It fucking sucked, bro.
by xbr0seidon June 29, 2011
mugGet the Peanut M&Mmug.

hot peanut butter fart

When you eat an excessive amount of peanut butter and you're slightly intolerant. You fart and it comes out like hot smooth peanut butter. None of the poots in-between. Just a whole lot of hot smooth air. And you aren't sure if it left peanut butter in your pants.
Oh man... That was a hot peanut butter fart. I'll be right back.
by Nutterbutterfart March 5, 2020
mugGet the hot peanut butter fartmug.

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