not gay if it’s friday

This is when two men have sexual activities on Friday but if it’s a Friday it wouldn’t make either men gay.

Kyle: Wanna have sex bro?
John: No that’s weird bro.
Kyle: No, it’s not, because it’s not gay if it’s friday

by jackhom13 August 18, 2023

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Brain-fried Friday

When your brain cannot handle anymore thinking on Fridays during work hours.

Tomorrow is Saturday and I’m brain-fried Friday, can we clock out of work now?

by Corporate_girly September 8, 2023

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Jinx Friday is about a Friday on July 1st, it's where you go celebrate Jinx the cat!
The national jinx friday is about eating catfood for the rest of the day, only eat it at breakfast, lunch, dinner, maybe brunch aswell

Hey David have you heard of national jinx Friday?
Yes I have, lets go worship jinx the cat!

by Jinxlover6942069 July 1, 2022

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friday night funkin

a shitty overhyped game by ninjamuffin99, commonly played by little kids in elementary school and is just a generic rhythm game

person 1:hey wanna play a friday night funkin game on roblox
person 2:fuck no that game is overrated

by nfllover0291 November 6, 2022

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Black Friday bottleneck

The human logjam that develops at the front door of a store as too many people try to rush in to get to discounted items. People are shoved, knocked down and crushed against doors as people race to stuff that probably costs the same as it does all year. Black Friday, Black Friday beatdown, shopping, 1/2 price, discounted, coupons, Christmas presents, fistfights, stampede, Christmas, tvs, checkout lines, superstores, logjam

I’m staying in the car until people calm down. We’ve got a Black Friday bottleneck at the front of the store and people are getting nasty.

by joecoolthefool November 23, 2018

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