A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.
Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!
I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!
I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!
by how-young-people-talk March 31, 2020
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Get the Jerking His Yert mug.A cool nerd; An intellectual with an edge; A person who exhibits book smarts, street smarts and sarcasm all rolled into one; A witty person who knows how to handle themself in the streets, the classroom, workplace, and pretty much any setting they encounter.
That dude must be a nerdy jerk because he's super smart and really cool.
A studious street person can be considered a nerdy jerk.
That nerdy jerk always has something sarcastic and witty to say.
Think: Stringer Bell from The Wire; Stefan Urquelle from Family Matters
A studious street person can be considered a nerdy jerk.
That nerdy jerk always has something sarcastic and witty to say.
Think: Stringer Bell from The Wire; Stefan Urquelle from Family Matters
by Nerdy Jerks April 11, 2020
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by wildwildforever April 16, 2020
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Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.
by Oreosgirlfriend November 8, 2020
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