The art of dropping a big old mud monkey while jerking off. Choking the chicken while squeaking out a chocolate dragon was first performed in the city of Manhattan in the late 1800s. The euphoric feeling of pinching a load while taking a shit has made it a very popular act amongst men of all ages. Performing a Manhattan Mud Slide is not recommended for children without adult supervision.
"Just rubbed one out while taking a dump" - Larry
"Wow, nothing better than a morning Manhattan Mud Slide" - Scotty
"Wow, nothing better than a morning Manhattan Mud Slide" - Scotty
by LarryGreen July 29, 2016
Get the Manhattan Mud Slide mug.When a man finishes with the anal and has a brown bell chop he goes into vagina and finishes inside then the woman who proceeds to push out the sperm and creating brown bubbles
Shirley got really dirty bed sheets after shouting "I'm forever blowing bubbles" after a hard session of performing the Alabama Mud Crab
by Standstiff November 11, 2021
Get the Alabama Mud Crab mug.When in the act of anal sex the man ejaculates inside of man/women’s butt hole. When the man or woman tries to evacuate the semen it mixes with the poop causing what appears to a snowy muddy mixture called the milky mud trails.
Last night Jimmy ejaculated in my butt. After sex I had to go to the bathroom. When I began to push out the semen there must have been left over feces in there. The mixture resembled a milky mud trails.
by Knotbrother June 6, 2020
Get the Milky mud trails mug.When your partner has explosive diarrhea and you insert your penis into their balloon knot to slow and/or stop the brown river. This creates a butt plug. When you remove your penis you let the liquid shits dry creating a hardened shell and mud hut appearance.
Steve: I don’t know what I ate but I am shitting water.
Leo: Don’t worry Steve, I’ll take care of your anal spillage lickety-split with a Tanzanian Mud Hut !!!
Leo: Don’t worry Steve, I’ll take care of your anal spillage lickety-split with a Tanzanian Mud Hut !!!
by Hardened shell October 25, 2019
Get the Tanzanian Mud Hut mug.The Tennessee mud jug is the act of fucking a woman and you have a lip full of Copenhagen, you proceed to pull out and spit the dip into her vaginal canal and proceed to fuck.
by Noah Edmund 420 July 4, 2019
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Get the Colombian Mud Pit mug.Jerk off next to your sleeping girlfriend and blow your load in her bellybutton and let it dry up over night
My girlfriend was asleep when I got home last night, i tried to wake her up, she pushed me away so I gave her an egyptian mud puddle.
by BigDHill September 22, 2015
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