Joseph Keegan

A cutie patootie who is often found engaged in concerning activities with dogs, particularly ones with impaired hearing.

Simon: why is that guy touching a deaf dog

Jason: it's normal, he's a Joseph Keegan

by OpenNet misses August 17, 2024

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Joseph

A little wasteman, he thinks he is hard but he gets bully by everyone, every 1 Joseph you will see will have a big nose

Ha Joseph you massive wasteman

by Doggiepoop654 October 16, 2019

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Most of the time (99.99%), the man who possesses this name is a tall, dark, and handsome young fella with an absolute gargantuan meat sword. Friends of his line up with their mothers in tow so he can bless them with his secret sauce. An absolute specimen of sheer charisma, rigor, and mystique.

Dweeb 1: holy fuck, is that Joseph Gregory?
Dweeb 2: holy shit! It is! He fucked my mom! She’s so lucky. I love Joseph Gregory.

by CreamDoggin November 23, 2021

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Ava Joseph

Ava Joseph, the penultimate woman of class and power. Most commonly referred to as, the hottest chick in the world

Gavin: “Damn that girl is a real looker!”
Noah: “Dude, thats fucking Ava Joseph the baddie.”

by NoahChan7244 February 18, 2024

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joseph schmidt

A big dick sext boy

Damn joseph schmidt back at it again with that bbc

by Joseph John carone November 24, 2019

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Joseph Wilbert

The boy who lived. The boy who is most definitely grey. Or is he? You decide. He could be, but does he want to be. Is he? Or is he wanting to be. Patrick Bateman once said, “did you know I’m utterly insane?”

The boy: “ I want Patrick”

Sigma male: “G Chapo”

The man: “Thank you”

Jj: Joseph Wilbert is me.”

by Themanwhomightbe May 6, 2022

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