my neighbor has cats

A phrase to use when somebody talking about something nobody cares about.

Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Guy: My neighbor has cats.
Girl: Huh?
Guy: Oh damn, thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.

by Kawasaki_7 June 11, 2024

Europe has a problem

Describing a normal situation in Europe

Eugene: Europe has a problem.

Albert Einstein: OK. Nothing interesting happening then.

by DefinitionOverlord May 8, 2017

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Hoo Ha

A way to die on the toilet due to overdose

Elvis Presley hoo ha’ed out of this earthly realm

by Garrett 11 February 7, 2023

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 28, 2025

Ha-docking

Sucking on a large bearded sailor's nipples.

Ewan was ha-docking Rishi while he did bicep curls in his back garden.

by Bozmund April 16, 2020

The Past is Never Perfect but the Future Has a Chance to be Perfect

We can only examine events in the past which never prove the future. The future has too many past experiences to know what the future holds. However, if we predict the future, there is a small chance that our prediction will be 100% correct. So instead of hoping that the past will predict the future, we will simply use the present to predict the future.

I used to predict the future back in 1987 but it never turned out because I didn't know the future. Knowing what I know now from the past, I can predict the future a bit better. Only time will tell if my prediction is correct. The past is never perfect but the future has a chance to be perfect!

by brettuthius August 11, 2018