The drag queens aren't fucking the kids though. The teachers are. Are you going to ban "Hot teachers?" No? Then shut the fuck up about the drag queens!
Hym "The funny thing about drag queen story hour is that NONE of the drag queens are fucking the kids... BUT... SOME of the teachers ARE fucking the students. And you're not trying to ban the FUCKING BADDIES with fat knockers are ya, shit-head? Ha! And dudes can't be hot, so, you're teenage daughter just isn't going to want to fuck any of them... Right?"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
Get the Drag queen story hourmug. The short period of time after the bars close (2am ~ 2:30am) and all the stragglers (“nasty’s” ranging from 7.0 and below) migrate and corral outside the bars.
During this short window of time, the “downbad” males shoot their last shot in hopes of taking one of these “nastys” home after a long night on the hunt…
During this short window of time, the “downbad” males shoot their last shot in hopes of taking one of these “nastys” home after a long night on the hunt…
Big Mike: “Yo Larry, it’s almost 2… hurry let’s go outside we gotta hit straggler hour - it’s our only hope!!!”
Larry: “Yea let’s go, fat chick in the blue is mine though alright!”
Larry: “Yea let’s go, fat chick in the blue is mine though alright!”
by Eric Emma Williams July 10, 2023
Get the Straggler Hourmug. 1- Period between 12:00 AM (midnight) until 6:00 AM.
2- Period between 12:00 AM (midnight) until 5:59 AM.
3- Period between 12:00 AM (midnight) until dawn.
2- Period between 12:00 AM (midnight) until 5:59 AM.
3- Period between 12:00 AM (midnight) until dawn.
by Kytyryny November 1, 2025
Get the wee small hoursmug. Hym "80 hours a week. Every other week. For YEARS I was working while theory crafting AI. Almost lost everything I own twice. I'm not letting these fucks take this from me and if my politicians and judges ARE... Then THEY are the problem in society. Not me. I've been working since I was 15. And I've been getting harassed in the workplace in a manor that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia since I was 19. ALL THAT TIME... These cocksuckers have been filling their pockets with a 3rd of my paycheck every 2 weeks and now these motherfuckers what to IGNORE ME AND GO ON VACATION UNTIL SEPTEMBER!? WHO THE FUCK DO THESE ASSHOLES THINK THEY ARE!?"
by Hym Iam July 31, 2025
Get the 80 hours a weekmug. A rush hour duo is two people consisting of a Black person and an Asian person. This references the movie series Rush Hour staring Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker
by shiikaaaa December 23, 2023
Get the rush hour duomug. by Çaçanny July 16, 2025
Get the early hoursmug. 