Schrödingers Girlfriend

Shrödingers girlfriend is a term for a girl who is with you, but also with someone else (usually a homie). Observed when where you are both dating her, and not dating her simultaneously.

Synonyms include: homie hopper, hoeme, d.u.h.h

Friend 1: “yo are you exclusive with that chick?”
Friend 2: “I am Schrödingers Girlfriend, she is both mine and not mine. She for the whole team”

by Nigerian Scammer December 5, 2023

National eat out your girlfriend day

November 1st is the day for all the boyfriends to give their girls their own pleasure.

Gf: You know what day it is?
Bf: What?
Gf: National eat out your girlfriend day!!
Bf: Spread them legs…

by thatkidd0 October 8, 2022

girlfriend

It's a piece of equipment for plessure.

My girlfriend is a interactive sextoy

by KingoftheChaoz June 23, 2020

Switch girlfriend day

August 19th switch partners with a friend that either has a girlfriend or a friend you think has a thing for your girl.

Omg its nearly switch girlfriend day whose ready to start trouble.

by Sheknowswho. February 6, 2021

Girlfriend

Boys fuckhole supplier

She’s my girlfriend uhh

by Jeffy9810 October 29, 2018

Girlfriend

Something that sweaty Fortnite players will never have.

Ooh I crank 90’s but can’t get a girlfriend.
Who needs a girlfriend when you’ve got Fortnite

by 12’scappin August 12, 2022

national girlfriend day

Aug 1st - the day you post embarrasing photos about your girlfriend, then tell her you love her.

- happy national girlfriend day, babe. i posted you
- WHAT?? these are so bad
- hehe, i love you!

by tomikalomi August 1, 2024