My Girlfriend just Turned Blue: When a carefree young man, living without commitments, is suddenly confronted by the shock news of a positive pregnancy test after unprotected sex. Reactions vary: for some, it’s tears of joy, while for others, it’s tears of despair, feeling as though life is over. It’s a life-changing moment that can be both positive and negative, with its pros and cons. Ultimately, it means growing up, taking on responsibilities, and becoming a man to raise a child. In the end, it can turn a life upside down, reshaping everything the saying made famous by the band .Hard-Fi - Cash Machine.
Lee: Frank, mate, can I have a word? Bruv.
Frank: What's up, mate? You look proper worried bruv
Lee: Well My Girlfriends just turn blue and I think we might be having a baby. No more beers down the pub,
Frank: Shut up bruv your winding me up your life's over buv gutted LOL.
Lee: Init I know bruv LOL.
Frank; don't you just hate it when your Girlfriends just turn blue LOL game over bruv LOL.
Lee: LOL.
Frank: What's up, mate? You look proper worried bruv
Lee: Well My Girlfriends just turn blue and I think we might be having a baby. No more beers down the pub,
Frank: Shut up bruv your winding me up your life's over buv gutted LOL.
Lee: Init I know bruv LOL.
Frank; don't you just hate it when your Girlfriends just turn blue LOL game over bruv LOL.
Lee: LOL.
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