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jellyfish high five

A Jellyfish high five is a type of high five fake out.

When an high five is initiated, right before contact, one of the participants in said high five pulls away wiggling their fingers or arms and says "Jellyfish"
*highfive* ~~~~~ JELLYFISH
*highfive* ~~~ smaller jellyfish
(jellyfish High Five)
by 4ShytsNGiggles December 28, 2013
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michigan high five

the michigan high five is when one gives a hand job to completion whilst wearing a mitten. the act, however, is not limited to michigan residents or visitors. you can perform the michigan high five in any of the contiguous united states. one can do it in hawaii or alaska, but it is frowned upon.

the origin of the michigan high five is derived from the state's mitten-like shape and harsh winter weather conditions. it's perfect for those who enjoy giving a hand job, but dread the mess. there is currently a line of mittens being produced just for this sole purpose, so keep your eyes and hands out for MH5 mittens in an array of colors and textures.

and for those living in colder climates, don't be ashamed to give yourself a michigan high five. that's what it's there for.
why don't you come back to my place and mama will give you a michigan high five.

it's cold outside. how about you slip on that mitten and give me a michigan high five.

did you make it to third base? nah, just gave him a michigan high five.

2 degrees, 1 mitten: the michigan high five.
by mamaknowsbest1 November 19, 2013
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know point five

To see something, and have it in your brain, but not completely registered yet...hard to explain if you haven't had it happen to you. Often people who have had it happen to them try to explain it to others with the phrase "Well I knew it, but I didn't KNOW it." The word refers to the period between knowing it and...KNOWING it.
Bob: "I saw that there was no soap in the shower before I got in, but it wasn't until after I was taking a shower that I realized 'CRAP! There's no soap in here!'"
Joe: "Haha, man! You knew it point five!"
Bob: "Yeah, yeah, 'know point five...'"
by coleProtocol September 24, 2005
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Fawty-five-fifty

Mildly derogative yet humorous way of greeting your asian friends. Derived from comedian Russel Peter's stand up shows.
Asian friend - "Hey guys...."

Other friends - "FAWTY-FIVE-FIFTY! AIE! How's it goin' down there? We was just talkin' bout you..."
by anthubc2010_fawtyfivefifty October 10, 2010
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hypothetical high-five

similar to a wifive, but featured on the T.V. show 'How I Met Your Mother'

A high-five that takes place without any hand motion and involves looking like you are thinking.
"Ted! Hypothetical High-Five!"
Barney looks like he's thinking
"Nice!"
by Sock7R January 2, 2009
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five finger disco

A general term for masturbation, both male and female.
Since no one will sleep with me tonight, I guess I'm going to go five finger disco.
by rel422 November 22, 2011
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sloppy high five

When a man or women fingers his/her partner until there hand is covered in their partners cum and then highfives someone without them knowing about whats covering the hand until it is too late.
friend 1 "hey man high five"
slap
friend 2 "what the fuck is all over my hand?"
friend 1 "ask him/her... you just got a sloppy high five"
punch
by JeffbigB July 7, 2011
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