Like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road

Completely fuckin pointless

"Why did you hoover the floor and then sweep it? "

"That's like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road"

by T4Y March 16, 2021

end up as bear shit

when you do something with or around a bear that will result in you getting eaten by the bear.

johny tries to walk near a bear
dan: if you do that you'll end up as bear shit

by carnono March 20, 2021

Centurys end

Song written and performed by donald fagen (1/2 of the jazz Rock band "steely dan".) The song is featured in the closing credits of the film , bright lights big city. A movie based on the novel of the same name. The movie was released in 1988 and features michael j fox among other luminaries.

Centurys end encapsulates the decadence and atavistic devil may care attitude that characterized the 1980s. As evidenced by these closing lyrics: "scratch the cab we'll get. Us a limo. Let's get to the loveseat my friend. Which means look.maybe touch.but beyond that not too much.young love in the city at centurys end!

by 4realazitgits March 28, 2021

A Dirty Ending

When you are violently masturbating to the sound of death metal and as you climax, you think of your grandmother

“Something weird happened to me last night mate.. well I was milking my one-eyed snake to the sound of fleshgod apocalypse and as I came... well I thought of my gran. Bit of A Dirty Ending that one..”

by letthelordbewithyou257 April 6, 2021

game ended

someone dies but its kid friendly

Man 1: ey man i heard that the team working on gta 6 got game ended
man 2: oh

by Jameison_Urban April 7, 2021

Game end

the kid friendly version of saying kill

man 1: yo my man my mom got game ended
man 2: oh

by Jameison_Dictionary April 12, 2021

portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism

A long way to call a pistol.

Harry was carrying a portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism in the right pocket of his pants. "Pistol" has six letters, "portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism" has 37 letters, one hyphen, and three spaces.

by but for April 23, 2021