Blue toothed unathletic idiot who runs into trucks and can’t walk straight what would we do without him as he is so annoying and nobody likes him
by Nigga man Cole December 13, 2018

by Not_An_Evan June 9, 2019

by Dat Mano August 13, 2022

Bad couple. Just plain horrible. They think they work out but they are totally diffrenent in ways they do not notice . Fucking gross couple
Friend: “Dude are you dating kate”
Evan: “yea bruh why”
Friend: “bro bad choice bad choice, evan and kate dont go together”
Evan: “yea bruh why”
Friend: “bro bad choice bad choice, evan and kate dont go together”
by Coolpersonnnnnn October 24, 2017

The biggest fucking asshole whose dick is the size of a tic-tac and always puts on and extra small condom when it's cold outside.
by Buddafinga October 4, 2024

Evan is an amazing friend and she knows what she wants in life. She knows that her friends will be with her no matter what. She is funny, kind, loving, and a bad ass all together. Evan is someone who wont talk shit about her friends. She knows how to have fun and get people out of their shells.
by arandomhoomanperson August 16, 2020
